Merry F. Pain 

#Catch22

Tagline: Happy to kick your ass!

Height: 6'2"

Bio: “I think a lot of people –including myself- mistake my innate kindness and good intentions for weakness. Sure, I’m rarely the first aggressor, but if you push me, I’ll push back. I’ll smile and apologize while I’m doing it – and maybe feel a tiny bit bad about it later- but I’ll definitely shove back.” (Melicious)

Likes: Breaking the rules on purpose and not getting caught.

Dislikes: Getting caught.

Trademark/Special Attributes: Waving to the crowd on my way to the penalty box (also known as my water break).

Most memorable roller derby moment: Trying out my first teammate launch in a bout and tossing her into the Suburbia jammer.  Thanx for taking one for the team Glamthrax.

Quote:  "WHEN I STEP ON THE TRACK, I WANT PEOPLE TO CURSE THEIR LUCK! (AGA)!"

Voted most likely to: Be melodramatic.

Derby Wife: Wife??? More like wives!!!